You'd better

Merry Christmas

From,
the ghost of your Christmas Trees past,
Enjoy those sugar plum dreams...
while you can.

If life hands you lemons,

all yellow and sour,
scour
them
for hours
and hours
skin them,
cut them
place in the blender
then devour.
Don't bother with the sugar.
A little salt in the wound
might do.

curl up

What you did...

...I couldn't believe my eyes.


Guess what?



Now you won't believe yours.